Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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