Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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