she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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