you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I wish i was in the wii world.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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