Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize
