so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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