Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Who died my cat blue again?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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