i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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