you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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