I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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