if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
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