JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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