break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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