i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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