Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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