Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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