you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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