You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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