You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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