How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You are the jesus of drinking
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Two words: nipple clamps
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