im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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