I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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