Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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