I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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