why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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