Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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