he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
