I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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