She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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