Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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