i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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