her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
