i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Randomize
