he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
i out mim tonsoeep
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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