my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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