I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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