evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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