your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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