Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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