how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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