hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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