Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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