he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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