I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
it was like his penis was on wheels.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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