Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
my sisters under your porch take her home
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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