I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
is it fun? or sober?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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