i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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