"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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