I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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