Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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