my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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