Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
